Post Cactus — First name: Kristy Lastname: VasCactus :U Age: old...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

First name: Kristy
Lastname: VasCactus :U
Age: old enough
Gender: M
Sexual Orientation: Straight but I can help with that. ;3
Nationality: Cactuses grow in the dessert duh. :U
Relationship status: precious babu status
Likes: Apple Bloome’s butt, Seafood, a combination of those first two.
Dislikes: Racial slurs, when Disco Twi is rude.
Random fact: You gun get snuggled! >:I

3 points.

I will eat people alive if people call me Kristy. Brings back awful memories.

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