Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

notagoodusername360:

postcrusade-mod:

notagoodusername360 submitted

First name: Antonio
Last name: Rumpelstiltskin
Age: 18
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Nationality: USA
Relationship status: Single (unhappily)
Likes: Ponies
Dislikes: Nazis
Random fact: Needs to update Rain Catcher more often, Is sometimes called a cactus

5 points.

Silly Nagu, Antonio was already suggested.

I assumed that your first name was the thing that bumped carottquill to an 8.

You’re only 16?!

GET OUT OF HERE

THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR INNOCENT EYES!

*shoos Cactus out of tumblr*

BACK TO FACEBOOK WITH YOU!

*points and laughs*

OLD MAN WISHES HE HAD CACTUSWAGGGG! HAR HAR HAR!

(Source: post-cactus)

  1. notagoodusername360 reblogged this from post-cactus and added:
    YOUNG MAN. TUMBLR IS A PLACE FOR CIVILIZED ADULTS ONLY. AND DIRTY, FILTHY SMUT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION! We can’t let that...
  2. post-cactus reblogged this from notagoodusername360 and added:
    *points and laughs* OLD MAN WISHES HE HAD CACTUSWAGGGG! HAR HAR HAR!