We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

THAT^^^

its so fucking true it scares me

… You guys realize that California is up there only because of numbers right? A lot of Californians are just pretentious assholes and don’t associate with people.

But then again, when I get drunk I buy fucking pizzas for everyone.

Ever heard of San Francisco? Or maybe Santa Ynez…everyone in Santa Ynez curses up a storm but are super fucking nice as fuck. 

Plus San Francisco is super accepting! (but has a lot of crazy people)

As an Ohioan, I say these are pretty accurate.