Chelinidea vittiger, common name: The cactus bug.

1. First impression: “Stop crushing my crushed dreams, dream crusher. >:c” (Thanks for the help, though.)

2. Truth is: Where the hell do I begin? Smart, great sense of humor, European, a great emerging artist and a writing tool! And you are a hoot to talk to. Also, small small horse conventions. v///v

3. How old do you look: Old, but not that old.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: All the freaking time.

5. Have you ever made me mad: “CRUSHED DREAM CRUSHER” (jk)

6. Best feature: Endless ink.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeeee~ o-o (I have a crush on everyone holy shit)

8. You’re my: best pen

9. Random attribute: 8K-word smut RPs