SHARK

1. First impression: 

2. Truth is: See above. ART. MARSHMALLOW HORSE ROBOT. LAUGHS AT MY PORN. 

3. How old do you look: Mildly old.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Countless times.

5. Have you ever made me mad: No Senpai-Jesus is perfect.

6. Best feature: Rear-end fuel dispenser!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: See #1.

8. You’re my: Senpai. Jesus.

9. Random attribute: Q’s a lot.