Post Cactus — Living carnivorous spiked plant insectoid

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Living carnivorous spiked plant insectoid

1. First impression: “IT’S THE PREGNANT HORSE GUY”

2. Truth is: *A* Seriously one of the greatest friends I’ve ever had the honor to have. Need I say more?

3. How old do you look: Old enough to get drunk off his ass and on the floor.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: The whole idea of a pregnant Scootaloo was hiliarious to me. Then you tore out my feelings.

5. Have you ever made me mad: N/A

6. Best feature: HE TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeee~

8. You’re my: cuddly fluffy Sam plushie

9. Random attribute: He’s a fan of RainBelle (MS Rain Catcher x PC Sweetie Belle). So silly but I shouldn’t be talking because I support it too. :I

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