Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Sam's Words of Wisdom, pt. 1

  • Sam Rose: It's easy to forget, but Rain Catcher is taller than Scootaloo
  • Sam Rose: A BLT is a sanwich consisting of Bacon, Letuce, and Tomato
  • Sam Rose: The King will see you if you present to him a coupon.
  • Sam Rose: I wonder if the librarian has any books about Butterscotch in stock.
  • Sam Rose: Take off your pants.
  • Sam Rose: The monkey will chime 3 times at midnight.
  • Sam Rose: The armadillo says "I'll take a large bug soup with a side of kelp biscuits."
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