Sam's Words of Wisdom, pt. 1

Sam Rose It's easy to forget, but Rain Catcher is taller than Scootaloo

Sam Rose A BLT is a sanwich consisting of Bacon, Letuce, and Tomato

Sam Rose The King will see you if you present to him a coupon.

Sam Rose I wonder if the librarian has any books about Butterscotch in stock.

Sam Rose Take off your pants.

Sam Rose The monkey will chime 3 times at midnight.

Sam Rose The armadillo says "I'll take a large bug soup with a side of kelp biscuits."