The 10 Cactus Commandments
- I am the Lord, thy Cactus. You shall not have any other cacti before me.
- You shall not take the name of thy Cactus in vain. (Or refuse to draw him fanart)
- Keep holy the PC update days.
- Honor thy Pen and Sam
- You shall not over-water thy Cactus.
- You shall not fluster thy Cactus without consent.
- You shall not steal thy Cactus art
- You shall not bear false hate thy Cactus
- You shall not covet thy Cactus' concubines. (If you want to be one, let thy Cactus know with 2 hours of prayer and a small horse sacrifice)
- You shall not covet thy Cactus’ good looks.
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the-scoutt said: These shall transcribed onto tablets and kept in a box we shall call the Arc of the Cactus
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Preach.
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…in that case, can I be Satan? I always wanted to kill people and seduce women :3
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