The 10 Cactus Commandments
  1. I am the Lord, thy Cactus. You shall not have any other cacti before me.
  2. You shall not take the name of thy Cactus in vain. (Or refuse to draw him fanart)
  3. Keep holy the PC update days.
  4. Honor thy Pen and Sam
  5. You shall not over-water thy Cactus.
  6. You shall not fluster thy Cactus without consent.
  7. You shall not steal thy Cactus art
  8. You shall not bear false hate thy Cactus
  9. You shall not covet thy Cactus' concubines. (If you want to be one, let thy Cactus know with 2 hours of prayer and a small horse sacrifice)
  10. You shall not covet thy Cactus’ good looks.
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