Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

thesweetening:

three long years i have waited for this. and it is finally time. i have completed the most crucial step of my plan.

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brace yourself, equestria

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i played the role of an innocent filly. i blended into the background with the civilians. i went along with their pointless adventures. i was even invited to join them in the group picture. 

they never saw it coming. 

on hearth’s warming eve, i will finish the musical score and sing the final notes that will make the planets align. by harnessing magic from the starlight, i will create the ultimate weapon. and fire it directly at canterlot castle.

 you will all worship your new god. 

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beware the sweetening.

(via fishermod)

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