weird bitch with wings: iuwiz weuð manwaz dathuz nō

me:

Is that Proto Germanic????

stop asking questions

Imagine freely stepping into a fairy ring thinking you're going to stomp on Tinkerbell and learning the hard way that They Who Must Not Be Named (the Fair Folk, the Lords and Ladies, the Gentry, the Old Gods, who hear their true name if spoken) includes the Unseelie Court which might well run a Wild Hunt, possibly headed by Oberon.

When people say "don't step into a fairy ring, you'll fall under their spell and be forced to dance until madness and death", they're not telling you you won't get the glitterblood off your boots, they mean you'll die of consumption. Now go put out a bowl of milk and toss a horseshoe over your shoulder.

you're gay

I'm on Tumblr, of course I am. Queer as can be. But at least I know not to dance with the fae.