Basically, I’ve been out Christmas shopping with friends all day and had no time to react to the new episode like a sophisticated fucker.

However, I did come up with some weird mythos thing from that cute song. All hail the mighty horses.

Everyone in the MLPverse refers to each other as “ponies.” So where did horses come from?

Perhaps they are the true superbeings of this world. Like Greek gods/demigods. Titans, maybe. These beings were the perfect equines with superior traits borrowed from all three types of ponies: the strength of earth ponies, the energy of pegasi, and the magical power of unicorns.

They look over the universe and created the mortal pony to command their sacred land.

If this is true, then Celestia and Luna must literally be Horse Jesuses.