Sam and Benny
- Me: Talk of CG Garfield gave me malignent cancer
- Cactus: Benign tumor: Hey bro. Don't mind me. I'm just growing here and being a dick. I won't kill you, but boy am I annoying as shit. Hey, you got some extra chips?
- Me: ^I would watch a show about this
- Cactus: Everyone Loves Benny
- Me: And the twist right at the end of season 9 is that Benny is actually a traveling comedian that got himself surgically grafted to you one night while you were drunk and has had a hidden camera crew following you around making 9 seasons of a reality TV show
- Übertreiber: what the fuck am I returning to?
- Me: =D
- Merf: cancer
- Cactus: This show will literally give you cancer
- Übertreiber: This show will grow on you!
- Me: Damn I wanna actualyl have this show be real. I reckon that'd be great
- Me: Sam and Benny the Benign Tumor!
- Me: I have no idea why I chose sam
- Übertreiber: *sings* "He's an unemployed web designer"
- Übertreiber: "He's a benign tumor"
- Übertreiber: "together they're unstoppable!"
- Übertreiber: "Saaaaam and Benny!"
- Cactus: Out at a bar, they check out some ladies.
- Cactus: Benny: *whistles* See that one over there? Definitely a 4.
- Cactus: Sam: IIII dunno, she's more of a 7.
- Cactus: Benny: No, 4 as in stage 4 cancer. Mole on her cheek. She's a goner.
- Cactus: *laugh track*
- Übertreiber: *drops off his chair*
