Sam and Benny

Me: Talk of CG Garfield gave me malignent cancer
Cactus: Benign tumor: Hey bro. Don't mind me. I'm just growing here and being a dick. I won't kill you, but boy am I annoying as shit. Hey, you got some extra chips?
Me: ^I would watch a show about this
Cactus: Everyone Loves Benny
Me: And the twist right at the end of season 9 is that Benny is actually a traveling comedian that got himself surgically grafted to you one night while you were drunk and has had a hidden camera crew following you around making 9 seasons of a reality TV show
Übertreiber: what the fuck am I returning to?
Me: =D
Merf: cancer
Cactus: This show will literally give you cancer
Übertreiber: This show will grow on you!
Me: Damn I wanna actualyl have this show be real. I reckon that'd be great
Me: Sam and Benny the Benign Tumor!
Me: I have no idea why I chose sam
Übertreiber: *sings* "He's an unemployed web designer"
Übertreiber: "He's a benign tumor"
Übertreiber: "together they're unstoppable!"
Übertreiber: "Saaaaam and Benny!"
Cactus: Out at a bar, they check out some ladies.
Cactus: Benny: *whistles* See that one over there? Definitely a 4.
Cactus: Sam: IIII dunno, she's more of a 7.
Cactus: Benny: No, 4 as in stage 4 cancer. Mole on her cheek. She's a goner.
Cactus: *laugh track*
Übertreiber: *drops off his chair*