Anonymous asked:

What happened to you today, Mr. Cactus? Has something been bothering you?

Eh it’s a minor thing.

I went out to a rich town with some friends to shop around, watch a movie, and eat. But one of us suggested that we walk to a Shop-Rite a mile away for food instead of one of the countless restaurants in town.

And since we were also rushing to catch a movie, I couldn’t eat anything hot or decide quick enough on what to buy because who the fuck goes to Shop-Rite for lunch?!

Movie was fine, but then I had to get picked up early to see a play so we barely did anything afterwards. 

So now I’m hungry and have a stomach-ache.