lumos5001

so remember yesterday when people were joking that the guy responsible for the Olympic Ring malfunction better get his ass outta Russia, i don’t think it’s funny any more guys… [x]

wholocked-john-out

You forgot the most important part. Russian officials are playing it off as an “accident” like maybe he just “fell onto a set of knives” or something.

post-cactus

It’s the Daily Currant.

A satire site. IT’S FAKE.

Jesus fuck, guys. This is, I think, the 4th time I’ve ever seen this site used as a source! You’d think that people would recognize it by now…