Anonymous
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Wikipedia says that Somerset County is the eighth-wealthiest county in the United States, as ranked by median income. How rich are you, Mr. Cactus? What's it like being a superior patrician?

Well, the rich people live more in the north where the mountains are. I don’t live there. In fact, I live in the more crummier portions of the county.

So yeah, I’m not rich. I do know rich people, though.

They even gave me a cool monocle.

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