I haven’t done a tagged thing in centuries, so thank you wheatley-blogs.

So here’s six facts about the iratus cactus.

1. First generation American right here.
2. I have this weird obsession with maps and roads and cities.
3. Despite popular assumption, I do not own an actual cactus. :c
4. I once wrote a letter to Bill Gates and got a rather detailed response! But since I was a dumb ol’ third grader, I lost the whole thing.
5. I have a disgusting stage fright. Caused me to forfeit two spelling bees in elementary school (to the disdain of my peers since I was the star speller) and to botch my middle school graduation speech.
6. BACK OFF WHEATBAG, BOULDER IS MINE.
   I once had a girlfriend in fourth grade. As you can imagine, it was hardly a “real” relationship. She was a jerk, anyway.

Hmmm, I tag chaotic-conundrums, pvryohei, and carrotquill. o2o