Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Sexual fantasies?

Asked by Anonymous

Winter snow outside.

Fireplace.

Tons of warm blankets.

Lots of cuddles and kisses.

Nothing too graphic. I’m more about intimacy than kinkyness.

If one of the main cast of Post Crusade was chubby, who do you think it would be?

Asked by Anonymous

I could imagine Sweetie Belle having a bit of a pudge.

Does Scootaloo still babysit the Cake twins?

Asked by Anonymous

Yes, she does. But now she does a better job at it, unlike that first time. >_>

Will all those ponies have significant roles (big enough to match their backstories) in the story or do you just like worldbuilding?

Asked by Anonymous

It’s a bit of both.

Most of them have a rather significant role in the coming chapters. But really, I just like writing this kind of stuff.

Any particular opinions on anthro ponies? I ask since I recently noticed you liking/responding to some stuff on Ambris's blog (Needs More Pony), and he's gotten fairly well-known for his anthro pictures. Somehow I feel like your style could lend itself really well to anthro, but I understand if you prefer drawing regular ponies.

Asked by Anonymous

It all depends.

I’m a massively picky person. More so when it comes to anthro ponies. Generally, I do like it! 

However, I don’t believe that my art style is fit for anthro. It’d look too weird, IMO.

Also, I can’t draw hands for shit. 

In preparation for S2? This is S4, sonny. Still, props for already giving those guards a million times more personality than any of the guards on the show.

Asked by Anonymous

I mean S2 in PC, sonny. :T

Also, thanks.

I just found PC and PD and now i have to read everything on them!! Why are you so good and awesome!! Is there a link to the first post on PC? It seems like there will be lots of pages for it.

Asked by Anonymous

This is the first post. Currently, it’s on page 32.

There’s a very cumbersome way of reading everything from the very very beginning. Mostly because a lot of the stuff there has been decanonized. The blog is due for a massive cleanup. >_<

These are the links in order:

  1. Revision 1
  2. Revision 2 (Hospital, Hearth’s Warming Eve)
  3. Revision 3 

And there’s also the blended mess that is “asks” tag if you want.

What if someone were to copy your style?

Asked by Anonymous

May 11 2013, 9:54 am · 6 months ago

Sue the massive shit out of them. >:c

Actually no. I’d be fine with it.

I don’t own the style, nor did I come up with it. Tons of people use a lineless style. Maybe the way I use it is different, but that’s pretty much it.

If 'Chemistry' isn't about Sweetie Belle I'll eat my shoe.

Asked by Anonymous

May 25 2013, 11:17 am · 6 months ago

I hear that steak sauce goes great with shoe.

You know, you kinda did this to yourself with the RC thing... When you build up drama like that and then leave it hanging, that's a pretty dick move- its equivalent to throwing a punch at someone and then stopping at the last second. You're just ASKING for people to get pissed at you, and then saying you don't even really care about the story and that you wanna abandon it in favor of other projects is pretty much the biggest F U an author can give to their readers...

Asked by Anonymous

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Right right. I TOTALLY intended to burn myself out. I TOTALLY didn’t force myself to update at a frequency I never achieved before, just so I can meet a deadline and at the same time, get you guys a story you deserve. It’s all MY fault that all that working and scheduling has caused my motivation to die right when I need it most. And I’d TOTALLY ditch the story right this second because I don’t care about the audience because I’m a dick. I’m a dick robot that should be able work non-stop without tiring out and must take orders for special anons like you!

Now that the sarcasm is over, I must take admire how much of a mindless fuck you are. Haha! Claiming that I don’t care about the story when 6 full acts are planned! Claiming that I’m going to ditch the story completely when I said that I was going to take a break AFTER the crossover! What a laugh!

Go to a mirror, punch it (without stopping at the last second), pick up a shard, and ram it up your ass.