Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Wait, you know it's 21:40? Where are you?

Asked by Anonymous

I’m in Jersey.

New Jersey, that is.

And I know some Brits and generally know that the UK is five hours ahead of us.

What if that person stays awake at night to ask you things because they live in the UK and you have different time zone?

Asked by Anonymous

“Young heathen, it is 21:40! GET TO BED!”

“But muuummmmm…”

How would you feel if lots (if not most) of the insane questions you got were sent by one person?

Asked by Anonymous

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I was stalking you on your DeviantArt until the day came that announce your presence on Tumblr.

Asked by Anonymous

Once anon, always anon. >_>

WHAT DID YOU DO TO RUMBLES FACE I HATE YOU

Asked by Anonymous

It’s call maturing.

A very important thing for a story taking place 4 years into the future.

Your anal drawing disturbs me.

Asked by Anonymous

Sir anon, I have no idea what you are talking about. For I have never drawn anal before.

Have you ever put a picture of yourself up? (Your actually self, not a cactus) And if not, will you ever put one up?

Asked by Anonymous

(There is a public pic of me out in the wild that’s about a year old.)

Less than 2 weeks ago, I released a pic of myself for about 10 minutes. Not everyone saw it though, and it was mainly a joke.

I’m more self-conscious about my face than people normally are. So a selfie probably won’t happen again for a while.

Ever read Cupcakes/ Rainbow Factory? If so, have you ever considered drawing artwork of them?

Asked by Anonymous

I have read both stories.

But I never really considered drawing art based on them. I never really enjoyed those stories to begin with.

Do you fantasize about Post Crusade Scootaloo getting impregnated by a kind, caring Post Crusade version of Rain Catcher?

Asked by Anonymous

WHO IS THIS?

ONLY A FEW PEOPLE REFER TO PC SCOOTS LIKE THAT.

IS IT PEN?

I KNOW IT’S PEN

PENNNN!

And no, I don’t. Rain Catcher is a Sam thing and it should remain as such. However, I do imagine RC flirting with PCSc and then promptly being sucker-punched in the left cheek.