Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

What a cutie is that your OC?

Asked by Anonymous

Why, yes it is. This is the cactuspone.

Still no official name yet. Some friends of mine call him Plot Twist. Not a great fan of that, though.

omg, i accidently clicked "first page" instead of "next" and found an old text post, YOUR PERUVIAN TO?!?!? *peruvian pride*

Asked by Anonymous

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*Panics at all theme changes that happened*

Asked by Anonymous

I’m just never satisfied with my theme, aren’t I?

Not that I mind, intact t like the current style, but I also adored the last style. But why so minimalist?

Asked by Anonymous

I’m just that type of (annoying) person who likes minimalism.

One of the biggest pet-peeves on Tumblr are blogs with odd themes and jarring colors that distract you from the actual posts or make them harder to read. I try my best to avoid doing that. (Though I still believe that PC is a fairly cluttered blog.)

If you were to turn into a pony and woke up in a locked room with Scootaloo...

Asked by Anonymous

I dunno. Talk about how much our lives suck? Form our own “Coop” just to mess with the others? Something like that? Otherwise, I’d just be quiet and stare into a corner.

Social awkwardness is rough. D:

How many pots could a pony plot spot if a pony plot could spot pots?

Asked by Anonymous

Lots.

Lots and lots of spotted pots.

I hate how your just raping scootaloo. Girly? Depression? Liking stallions? >:C

Asked by Anonymous

Hey man, sorry you feel that wa-…

Wait. Scoot liking stallions is a bad thing? And rape?! :U

Anyway, sorry you feel that way. But that’s just how it is. But don’t worry. Scoots will sooner or later have her good day.

For now, just roll with it.

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I will feast on your entrails and devour your soul.

Asked by Anonymous

Well then. Careful, now. I’m high in cholesterol and bullshit.

Should I trust the government?

Asked by Anonymous

Yes you should.

And I’m not saying that because I’m a government official. Because I’m not.

(paid for by the Inter-Dimensional Communications Commission of Equestria and the Ministry of Domestic Security and Interests of Equestria.)

How hard do you like to take it in the poop hole?

Asked by Anonymous

Very hard.

But I doubt that I’ll get anywhere with that little macaroni you have.

How big is your art folder?

Asked by Anonymous

I have two folders.

One is an archive of all of my art from before August 2012. That one is 6.27 GB.

The one I’m using now (August and onward) is 5.32 GB.

So in total, that's 11.59 GB of poni.

Could you maybe remove the vibrator pretty please :)

Asked by Anonymous

Are you referring to that… picture I posted on Inkbunny?

>_>

<_<

Sure! I’ll make an edit soon. :3