Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Zalgo? Srsly? Zalgo? As if I was gonna have a hard enough time sleeping tonight.

Asked by Anonymous

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Whoops! Remember the last few anons? for example the one with the hearts or the one asking if you were fine or something else? Well I am one of them, anyways We didn't mean to scare you or something! It's just that Some of us REALLY care about you, Just don't have the guts to show who we are.

Asked by Anonymous

Well, I’m glad that you guys all care. c:

I’m just curious at what suddenly prompted all this.

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Asked by Anonymous

Anon, are you okay?

I dunno what to say.... Right now I just wish you the best, so i'm asking, How are you doing? I hope that you're fine, if not then, I'm sorry :( .

Asked by Anonymous

O.O’

Er… what? I’m confused. I think you’re talking to the wrong guy. >_>

A fifteen year old male who goes by the name of kristian who's a Mexican-Peruvian American that has a fondness for foals O_o

Asked by Anonymous

Actually, I’m not Mexican in any way, shape, or form. >_>

has your clop been posted on Equestrisa After Dark?

Asked by Anonymous

Nope.

In case you weren’t aware, I’m not the most famous pony artist around. And I don’t have a clop tumblr (anymore) so, that doesn’t help.

ITS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME TO HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

Asked by Anonymous

I LOVE YELLING AND SAYING THE THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT REALLY INTERPRET OR UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY!

SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMIES? WILL THERE BE COOKIES? I CAN’T REALLY FIGHT A BATTLE WITHOUT COOKIES!

How often do you clop? Do you clop to your own porn?

Asked by Anonymous

I answered this before. Last time I’m doing so.

I clop maybe once every few days or so. And yes, although it’s a bit unprofessional of me, I do occasionally clop to my own porn.

Do you have any sexual related fetishes?

Asked by Anonymous

Not really, no.

Technically, the only real anomaly is the clop. But that’s it.

I’m a (relatively) boring person.

WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832

Asked by Anonymous

Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!

Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.

あなたは日本語をはなせますか。

Asked by Anonymous

Do you speak Japanese?

Nope. I just use Google Translate.