Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

How often per day do your jerk off to the CMC?

Asked by Anonymous

Not as often as you think.

I’m not an avid clopper and really just do it every two days or so. I have a mess of clop pics in a folder, and fillies is just a part of the bunch.

(Not to sound mean spirited but) Congratulations on inventing an overly complicated legal maneuver in order to get Applebloom and Pinchy drinking! (but seriously good job, I was worried Applebloom would get drunk illegally and it makes sense with Sweetie's nihilist outlook that they be participating in more adult activities too match there personalities. Keep doing an awesome job!)

Asked by Anonymous

That’s me! Always making up ways for kids to bypass potentially criminal actions! :D

At least AB wants a simple cider instead of Pinchy’s 0.04% hard cider. Someone’s gotta be the designated driver responsible pony.