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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Headcanon Theories, Act 2

  • Übertreiber: Oh
  • Übertreiber: what
  • Übertreiber: if
  • Übertreiber: there
  • Übertreiber: was an
  • Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
  • Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
  • Cactus: That's my headcanon
  • Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
  • Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
  • Übertreiber: omfg
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
  • Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
  • Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
  • Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
  • Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
  • Chaos Bolt: Except one...
  • Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
  • Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
  • Cactus: ohboy
  • Übertreiber: Imagine it.
  • Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
  • Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
  • Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
  • Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
  • Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
  • Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.
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Headcanon Theories, Act 1

  • Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
  • Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
  • Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
  • Übertreiber: ^
  • Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
  • Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
  • Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
  • Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
  • Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT
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Going Through Old Posts

  • Übertreiber: FUCK!
  • Übertreiber: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber backflips out of the window.
  • Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): Que paso?
  • Übertreiber: I thought it would be a nice idea to look at TC's older posts.
  • Übertreiber: It wasn't.
  • Übertreiber: It wasn't at all.
  • Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): XDDD
  • Übertreiber: http://two-coloured.tumblr.com/post/37748613216
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber digs a hole, buries himself and starts twerking anxiously.
  • Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): *laughs to death*
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Boom. Remarried.

  • So my Tumblr-husband divorced me and I separated from their family. What is a guy to do? Remarry in the other chat!
  • Derpy(K.Reed): waitwhat
  • Derpy(K.Reed): i just got back wtf
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): DERPY
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): MARRY ME
  • Derpy(K.Reed): YES
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): *audience gasps*
  • Derpy(K.Reed): YES I SHALL
  • Derpy(K.Reed): ;w;
  • Two Coloured: *plays wedding music*
  • Derpy(K.Reed): ono wait, wat, now?
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): KISS ME YOU FOOL
  • Two Coloured: aww they look so cute together
  • Two Coloured: the talk of the town
  • Derpy(K.Reed): OKAI? -kisses you-
  • EAT IT, CHRIS AND COMPANY!
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How I Met Your Sister

  • SUBTLE BENDS: haha, I'd totally be asking the same questions
  • SUBTLE BENDS: meet a random guy on the internet and it turns out you go to school with his sister
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): well i go to a county high school not the townships
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): An ABC Family original movie
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): XD PC STAHP XDDDDD
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): :3
  • SUBTLE BENDS: oh god i can picture the trailer in my head
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): "A WHOLE NEW KIND OF FAMILY"
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): but still it would be cool to just like chill with you discord
  • SUBTLE BENDS: TWO GUYS
  • SUBTLE BENDS: A WHOLE WORLD OF POSSIBILITY
  • SUBTLE BENDS: BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
  • SUBTLE BENDS: ONE GUY
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): unless you are creepy and awkward and oh god im sounding like a douche canoe ; - ;
  • SUBTLE BENDS: KNOWS THE OTHER GUY'S
  • SUBTLE BENDS: SISTER
  • SUBTLE BENDS: *music*
  • SUBTLE BENDS: *random action scenes*
  • SUBTLE BENDS: *best joke in the movie*
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