Cactus Codex

Going Through Old Posts

Übertreiber: FUCK!
Übertreiber: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Übertreiber: Übertreiber backflips out of the window.
Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): Que paso?
Übertreiber: I thought it would be a nice idea to look at TC's older posts.
Übertreiber: It wasn't.
Übertreiber: It wasn't at all.
Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): XDDD
Übertreiber: http://two-coloured.tumblr.com/post/37748613216
Übertreiber: Übertreiber digs a hole, buries himself and starts twerking anxiously.
Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): *laughs to death*

So my Tumblr-husband divorced me and I separated from their family. What is a guy to do? Remarry in the other chat!
Derpy(K.Reed): waitwhat
Derpy(K.Reed): i just got back wtf
Cacti (PC + Diaries): DERPY
Cacti (PC + Diaries): MARRY ME
Derpy(K.Reed): YES
Cacti (PC + Diaries): *audience gasps*
Derpy(K.Reed): YES I SHALL
Derpy(K.Reed): ;w;
Two Coloured: *plays wedding music*
Derpy(K.Reed): ono wait, wat, now?
Cacti (PC + Diaries): KISS ME YOU FOOL
Two Coloured: aww they look so cute together
Two Coloured: the talk of the town
Derpy(K.Reed): OKAI? -kisses you-
EAT IT, CHRIS AND COMPANY!

broken-pen:
Australian Tumblr user quillreplies showcases his voice.
Make sure you have a change of underwear nearby

ohbby

SUBTLE BENDS: haha, I'd totally be asking the same questions
SUBTLE BENDS: meet a random guy on the internet and it turns out you go to school with his sister
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): well i go to a county high school not the townships
Cacti (PC + Diaries): An ABC Family original movie
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): XD PC STAHP XDDDDD
Cacti (PC + Diaries): :3
SUBTLE BENDS: oh god i can picture the trailer in my head
Cacti (PC + Diaries): "A WHOLE NEW KIND OF FAMILY"
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): but still it would be cool to just like chill with you discord
SUBTLE BENDS: TWO GUYS
SUBTLE BENDS: A WHOLE WORLD OF POSSIBILITY
SUBTLE BENDS: BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
SUBTLE BENDS: ONE GUY
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): unless you are creepy and awkward and oh god im sounding like a douche canoe ; - ;
SUBTLE BENDS: KNOWS THE OTHER GUY'S
SUBTLE BENDS: SISTER
SUBTLE BENDS: *music*
SUBTLE BENDS: *random action scenes*
SUBTLE BENDS: *best joke in the movie*