I’ve regretted everything I’ve done today already so why the heck not put this here. :U
*coughs*
Death of a Pen
- Übertreiber: o.o
- Übertreiber: o_o
- Übertreiber: o ____ o
- Übertreiber: O ______________ oo
- Übertreiber: f efo O- -_ -__-_--_O
- Übertreiber: oOoo_--Oo_Oo_Opo
- Übertreiber: o-DdoOo_d
- Übertreiber: *dead*
Okay. So yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a Skype chat to try to get a little group going. But both Tumblr and Skype were derping a bit, and I kept reposting it thinking that it was fixed.
So screw the link. If you want to be part of the little group, just add “dtcx97” to Skype and simply ask. ^^’
That is, if you want to…
Celebrating 6 months of porn discussions, video game discussions, world domination planning, butt touching, and general friendship. ^_^
(Source: post-cactus)
Serpentes Cactaceae (part 2)
- Sam Rose: Well hello there my cactusy friend o3o
- Cactus: *purr*
- PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Snakes purr?
- Sam Rose: This one does
- Sam Rose: Cause he's my very best friend o3o
- Cactus: *hisses at anyone who wants to take my samsung*
- Chaos Bolt: Why is Cactus a creeper?
- Cactus: *bites Chaos*
- Cactus: enjoy the feelssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Probably because he likes little girls. :3
- Cactus: (WAT)
- Chaos Bolt: NOT THAT KINDA CREEPER
Serpentes Cactaceae
- Cactus: *slithers back in* hello guysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- Übertreiber: oh god
- Übertreiber: it's the terrifying cactus snake.
- Übertreiber: a mate from the outback warned me about these
- Übertreiber: they've got a poison called feelsotoxin of which a single drop can easily kill 2300 grown adults.
- Cactus: *slithers up to Pen*
- Übertreiber: nuuuh
Fix-It Anon can fix your story’s central conflict in one ask.
(Source: birokaput)
When Pen Returns after a Day (Toothpaste)
- Übertreiber pulls Baro and the pencil who is a cactus into the hug.
- Übertreiber: CHAT GROUP CUDDLE
- Citrus Shift: OMG HUGS
- Citrus Shift: I LOVE HUGS *squee*
- Cactus makes it rain toothpaste
- Cactus: WEIRD FETISH HUG TIME
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: hug orgy~
- Übertreiber: Übertreiber licks toothpaste from Chaos' face.
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: :U
- Cactus: hawt
- Chaos Bolt: .///////////.
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: I'd ship it ;U
- Sam Rose: *Judging you*
- Chaos Bolt: I think Nagu would hunt me down
- Übertreiber: Shhhh.
- Übertreiber: There is no Nagu.
- Übertreiber: It's only you
- Übertreiber: and me
- Übertreiber: and a minty-fresh breath.
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: XD
- Chaos Bolt: yum~
- Chaos Bolt: and hang gliders
- Übertreiber drops Chaos.
- Übertreiber: WE'VE GOT HANG GLIDERS HERe?
- Citrus Shift: [11:37 AM] Übertreiber:
- <<< It's only you
- and me
- and a minty-fresh breath
- this is the best thing i've ever read
- ever
- Citrus Shift: 10/10 fucking majestic
- Übertreiber runs away in search of the gliders.
The Society of Prickly Plants celebrates its first convention.
*taps on mic*
*cactus celebration noises*
(PEN)
Everyone else is jelly ‘cause they can’t get the booty.
Headcanon Theories, Act 2
- Übertreiber: Oh
- Übertreiber: what
- Übertreiber: if
- Übertreiber: there
- Übertreiber: was an
- Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
- Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
- Cactus: That's my headcanon
- Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
- Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
- Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
- Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
- Übertreiber: omfg
- Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
- Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
- Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
- Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
- Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
- Chaos Bolt: Except one...
- Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
- Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
- Cactus: ohboy
- Übertreiber: Imagine it.
- Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
- Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
- Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
- Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
- Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
- Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.
Headcanon Theories, Act 1
- Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
- Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
- Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
- Übertreiber: ^
- Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
- Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
- Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
- Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
- Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT
