Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

postcrusade-mod:

Okay. So yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a Skype chat to try to get a little group going. But both Tumblr and Skype were derping a bit, and I kept reposting it thinking that it was fixed.

So screw the link. If you want to be part of the little group, just add “dtcx97” to Skype and simply ask. ^^’

That is, if you want to…

Celebrating 6 months of porn discussions, video game discussions, world domination planning, butt touching, and general friendship. ^_^

(Source: post-cactus)

Serpentes Cactaceae (part 2)

  • Sam Rose: Well hello there my cactusy friend o3o
  • Cactus: *purr*
  • PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Snakes purr?
  • Sam Rose: This one does
  • Sam Rose: Cause he's my very best friend o3o
  • Cactus: *hisses at anyone who wants to take my samsung*
  • Chaos Bolt: Why is Cactus a creeper?
  • Cactus: *bites Chaos*
  • Cactus: enjoy the feelssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Probably because he likes little girls. :3
  • Cactus: (WAT)
  • Chaos Bolt: NOT THAT KINDA CREEPER

Serpentes Cactaceae

  • Cactus: *slithers back in* hello guysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • Übertreiber: oh god
  • Übertreiber: it's the terrifying cactus snake.
  • Übertreiber: a mate from the outback warned me about these
  • Übertreiber: they've got a poison called feelsotoxin of which a single drop can easily kill 2300 grown adults.
  • Cactus: *slithers up to Pen*
  • Übertreiber: nuuuh

When Pen Returns after a Day (Toothpaste)

  • Übertreiber pulls Baro and the pencil who is a cactus into the hug.
  • Übertreiber: CHAT GROUP CUDDLE
  • Citrus Shift: OMG HUGS
  • Citrus Shift: I LOVE HUGS *squee*
  • Cactus makes it rain toothpaste
  • Cactus: WEIRD FETISH HUG TIME
  • Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: hug orgy~
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber licks toothpaste from Chaos' face.
  • Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: :U
  • Cactus: hawt
  • Chaos Bolt: .///////////.
  • Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: I'd ship it ;U
  • Sam Rose: *Judging you*
  • Chaos Bolt: I think Nagu would hunt me down
  • Übertreiber: Shhhh.
  • Übertreiber: There is no Nagu.
  • Übertreiber: It's only you
  • Übertreiber: and me
  • Übertreiber: and a minty-fresh breath.
  • Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: XD
  • Chaos Bolt: yum~
  • Chaos Bolt: and hang gliders
  • Übertreiber drops Chaos.
  • Übertreiber: WE'VE GOT HANG GLIDERS HERe?
  • Citrus Shift: [11:37 AM] Übertreiber:
  • <<< It's only you
  • and me
  • and a minty-fresh breath
  • this is the best thing i've ever read
  • ever
  • Citrus Shift: 10/10 fucking majestic
  • Übertreiber runs away in search of the gliders.

Headcanon Theories, Act 2

  • Übertreiber: Oh
  • Übertreiber: what
  • Übertreiber: if
  • Übertreiber: there
  • Übertreiber: was an
  • Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
  • Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
  • Cactus: That's my headcanon
  • Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
  • Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
  • Übertreiber: omfg
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
  • Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
  • Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
  • Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
  • Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
  • Chaos Bolt: Except one...
  • Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
  • Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
  • Cactus: ohboy
  • Übertreiber: Imagine it.
  • Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
  • Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
  • Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
  • Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
  • Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
  • Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.

Headcanon Theories, Act 1

  • Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
  • Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
  • Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
  • Übertreiber: ^
  • Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
  • Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
  • Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
  • Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
  • Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT