if you’re a brony on tumblr you’ve probably heard of a little blog called http://askpiratedash.tumblr.com/
Rainbow dash is not a pirate, she is a funny, friendly, energetic speed demon who would never think of being a pirate. such a dark subject matter would never be addressed in my little pony, I’ve heard there are such things as AU ask blogs that are just putting a new spin on beloved characters, and that some fan content for the series is not suppose to be for children but that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
Piracy is illegal and unethical, thousands of innocent people are robbed of everything they have or are even killed by pirates every year. the mod clearly supports piracy and his bad influence will make others want to be pirates. cause as we know every character in any work of fiction HAS to be a role model for the audience, because as we all know nobody but me is smart enough to tell the difference between reality and fiction.
everybody who likes pirate dash is a sick freak who gets off on people’s misery and only read it because its about piracy. some people have claimed that the blog is “funny” or “charming” THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT PIRATES! PIRATES ARE EEEEEEEVIL! It’s not like comedy is an art form that can make light of dark, serious situations that frighten people, or that laughing about your problems can help someones metal heath. That’d just be silly
That’s why I’m joining the Down With Pirate Dash campaign. together we can get this sinful blog taken of of tumblr, even though it’s not breaking any of the roles BUT WHEN I DON’T LIKE THINGS THEY DESERVE TO DIE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FIRST AMENDMENT THING EVERYBODY KEEPS TAKING ABOUT >:C !?!?
oh wait. that’s completely ridiculous isn’t it?
((don’t take this too seriously I certainly didn’t while making this, my dearest followers if you’re against molestia just don’t follow her. writing mean things about her isn’t going to make her go away and it certainly won’t remove the impact she’s left on everyone, thank you (◡‿◡✿))
(p.s. If you unfollow me for this that’s okay but If I start getting hate mail for this you may be taking things to seriously)
Oh sweet! A hate campaign against me! Am I famous now?
Besides, PD’s a bad joke making, cosplaying whore.This is pretty damn funny XP Thank you for it Short Circuit! I’m reblogging it here though, because I want PD free of any trace of the drama going on with ‘DWM’. But this is a great parody ;3
((Change of plans, this is too funny and there’s more than one XP DWPD is now a thing apparently.
THIS IS PARODY AND A JOKE, I’M NOT TAKING A SIDE OR TALKING ABOUT IT.))