Post Cactus (Posts tagged Pirateworm)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lilboulder-deactivated20200811
boulderthedragon:
“ SHIP TO SHIP COMBAT: PIRATEWORM VS. DEADPIRATE
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST DRD, BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT A DEAD PIRATE? I THINK NOT. THEREFORE THE ONLY REASONABLE CHOICE IS PIRATEWORM, AKA BEST SHIP AND OTP. DON’T BE SWAYED BY LIES, MAKE...
boulderthedragon

SHIP TO SHIP COMBAT: PIRATEWORM VS. DEADPIRATE

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST DRD, BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT A DEAD PIRATE? I THINK NOT. THEREFORE THE ONLY REASONABLE CHOICE IS PIRATEWORM, AKA BEST SHIP AND OTP. DON’T BE SWAYED BY LIES, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE AND GO DOWN WITH YOUR SHIP LIKE AN HONORABLE CAPTAIN, ONLY THIS SHIP AIN’T SINKING. MAKE YOUR MOVE.

GO BIG OR GO HOME.

post-cactus

I LOVE YOU

YOU HAVE DONE THE SHIP A GOOD SERVICE

reblog pirateworm
fisherpon:
“ toonboy92484:
“ razethisbarn:
“ The Call to Arms in the Name of PirateWorm (gift for TJ)
Just a rushed and silly pic concerning the little shipping war going on right now.
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The battle is underway. PirateWorm shippers strike first with...

fisherpon:

toonboy92484:

razethisbarn:

The Call to Arms in the Name of PirateWorm (gift for TJ)

Just a rushed and silly pic concerning the little shipping war going on right now.

The battle is underway.  PirateWorm shippers strike first with this beautiful piece of work by Post Crusade.

Very nice touch too.  It’s not just a ship, it’s a rocket ship.

Or it could be PD fleeing the planet as the DeadPirate hordes try to kidnap her for an arranged marriage with DRD~

That also works.

reblog my art pirateworm
toonboy92484
samrosemodblog

It’s funny because I don’t ‘recruit’ people into the DeadPirate army. They just know it’s better by nature.

Volunteers are better than forced/brainwashed into a cult =3

toonboy92484

One of my admirals was scared to admit that he shipped PirateWorm.  DeadPirate shippers create a culture of fear for those that don’t ship it.  DeadPirate is a dictatorship that will ultimately fall.

PirateWorm is all about free and true love.  It is natural to like it.

post-cactus

I am a DeadPirate survivor.

The pain I endured while on that ship was unbearable. They made me endlessly profess my love for DeadPirate, and pressuring me into drawing said pairing. It was a nightmare.

The people at PirateWorm are caring and loving people. They took me in without hostility, and inpired me to follow my true calling as a [rainbow horse x bookaholic] shipmate.

If you or a loved one is suffering the torment of [dead rainbow horse x pirate rainbow horse], then please call +1 800 DEDPIRT for a free consultation.

Together, we can stop the machine before it takes over the world. 

reblog the damned deadpirate ship pirateworm