I’ve regretted everything I’ve done today already so why the heck not put this here. :U
*coughs*
Death of a Pen
- Übertreiber: o.o
- Übertreiber: o_o
- Übertreiber: o ____ o
- Übertreiber: O ______________ oo
- Übertreiber: f efo O- -_ -__-_--_O
- Übertreiber: oOoo_--Oo_Oo_Opo
- Übertreiber: o-DdoOo_d
- Übertreiber: *dead*
Okay. So yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a Skype chat to try to get a little group going. But both Tumblr and Skype were derping a bit, and I kept reposting it thinking that it was fixed.
So screw the link. If you want to be part of the little group, just add “dtcx97” to Skype and simply ask. ^^’
That is, if you want to…
Celebrating 6 months of porn discussions, video game discussions, world domination planning, butt touching, and general friendship. ^_^
(Source: post-cactus)
Serpentes Cactaceae (part 2)
- Sam Rose: Well hello there my cactusy friend o3o
- Cactus: *purr*
- PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Snakes purr?
- Sam Rose: This one does
- Sam Rose: Cause he's my very best friend o3o
- Cactus: *hisses at anyone who wants to take my samsung*
- Chaos Bolt: Why is Cactus a creeper?
- Cactus: *bites Chaos*
- Cactus: enjoy the feelssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Probably because he likes little girls. :3
- Cactus: (WAT)
- Chaos Bolt: NOT THAT KINDA CREEPER
Serpentes Cactaceae
- Cactus: *slithers back in* hello guysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- Übertreiber: oh god
- Übertreiber: it's the terrifying cactus snake.
- Übertreiber: a mate from the outback warned me about these
- Übertreiber: they've got a poison called feelsotoxin of which a single drop can easily kill 2300 grown adults.
- Cactus: *slithers up to Pen*
- Übertreiber: nuuuh
Fix-It Anon can fix your story’s central conflict in one ask.
(Source: birokaput)
When Pen Returns after a Day (Toothpaste)
- Übertreiber pulls Baro and the pencil who is a cactus into the hug.
- Übertreiber: CHAT GROUP CUDDLE
- Citrus Shift: OMG HUGS
- Citrus Shift: I LOVE HUGS *squee*
- Cactus makes it rain toothpaste
- Cactus: WEIRD FETISH HUG TIME
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: hug orgy~
- Übertreiber: Übertreiber licks toothpaste from Chaos' face.
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: :U
- Cactus: hawt
- Chaos Bolt: .///////////.
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: I'd ship it ;U
- Sam Rose: *Judging you*
- Chaos Bolt: I think Nagu would hunt me down
- Übertreiber: Shhhh.
- Übertreiber: There is no Nagu.
- Übertreiber: It's only you
- Übertreiber: and me
- Übertreiber: and a minty-fresh breath.
- Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: XD
- Chaos Bolt: yum~
- Chaos Bolt: and hang gliders
- Übertreiber drops Chaos.
- Übertreiber: WE'VE GOT HANG GLIDERS HERe?
- Citrus Shift: [11:37 AM] Übertreiber:
- <<< It's only you
- and me
- and a minty-fresh breath
- this is the best thing i've ever read
- ever
- Citrus Shift: 10/10 fucking majestic
- Übertreiber runs away in search of the gliders.
God dammit. I’m busy with something while talking to someone else and EVERYONE JUST STARTS GOING NUTS WITH ACTIVITY AND AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Cackle at the Creepy
- Mr Squill: *giggles loudly*]
- Cactus: ?
- Mr Squill: pinkie says laugh when you are afraid
- Mr Squill: i am constantly afraid
- Mr Squill: so i am forever laughing
- Cactus: ._.
- Mr Squill: hahaha
- Mr Squill: haha
- Mr Squill: hA HAHA HAHAHAHAH
- Mr Squill: AHAHAHAHAH
- Mr Squill: AHAHAHA
- Mr Squill: HAAAA HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA
- Mr Squill: *goes wide eye'd and gasps for breath* HAHAHA HAH HAHAHA
- Mr Squill: HAHAHA
God damn it, I just made that post.
Dear [person I’m talking about].
Don’t fucking add 100 people to a chat group so suddenly.
Everyone else is jelly ‘cause they can’t get the booty.
Damn it.