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Anonymous asked:

Zalgo? Srsly? Zalgo? As if I was gonna have a hard enough time sleeping tonight.

C̶̯̟̥̠̳̽̓̚͘͜a͋͒ͨ̇̿ͧ̎ͥ͏̳̱̙̝l̢̻̰͈̥̝̼͙̳̇́͛̀ͅm̥̳̰͙̗͒̔͆ͥ̚ ͔̠̰̹͊̿̎͗̓ḑ̶̢̞̮̫̟̦͎̥͉ͪ̊̈́ͪ͑̑̊ơ̾ͯ͏͈͓w̪̫̼̿̿ͪ̅n͔̼͉̪̭̲̟̝͍ͩ̔́.̈̀ͥ͏̩͉̙͈̬ ̜̼̻̦͈̻̞̆̆̑̔̔͘̕I̪͉̰͌ͥ̎̑̀͋̐ͭ͝t̝ͯ̔͒͑̋͒ͫ̓̑'̸̱̗̗̤̙̰̮̫͊̆͛̀͡s̢̥̜͔ͮ̓̈ͤ̓͡ ̷̵̼͙͔͖͕̖͖̏͠n̐̽̐̓ͦ́̀͂͜͏͇̱̱̮͍̬̟̩ŏ̧̰͎̪͐͟ṱ͓̲̠̭̯̖ͥ̄͊ͩ͌̏̈́ ̶̺̥̿̓̉͌ͮͬ̿͆̽t̶̮͇̺̦͎̗̜͊ͤ̈̓̂̉h̺͔͎̗̭̩̾̂͛͊ͩ̿͆͡a̦ͦ̓̐̽ͭͬt̪̲̗̬̦̬̆̾͟ ̲̻̞̖͓̖̺̜̖̉ͪͩͭ̔͑̀͗ḇ̛̤ͭ̐͊̃ͩa̴̧̡̝͔ͩ̒d̘̹͇͖͓̗͓̽͠͝.̒̋͊͒͞҉͈͕̺̭͓̦̟͠ ̡̻̌̆͐͆:̛̯̭͕̪̩̩͉̳̿ͭ̀/̤̘̥̘̣̳̙̝͗ͮͬ̃̌ͭ̐́̕

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Anonymous asked:

I still want to doggy style with you [:

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Anonymous asked:

Whoops! Remember the last few anons? for example the one with the hearts or the one asking if you were fine or something else? Well I am one of them, anyways We didn't mean to scare you or something! It's just that Some of us REALLY care about you, Just don't have the guts to show who we are.

Well, I’m glad that you guys all care. c:

I’m just curious at what suddenly prompted all this.

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Anonymous asked:

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Anon, are you okay?

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Anonymous asked:

I dunno what to say.... Right now I just wish you the best, so i'm asking, How are you doing? I hope that you're fine, if not then, I'm sorry :( .

O.O’

Er… what? I’m confused. I think you’re talking to the wrong guy. >_>

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Anonymous asked:

A fifteen year old male who goes by the name of kristian who's a Mexican-Peruvian American that has a fondness for foals O_o

Actually, I’m not Mexican in any way, shape, or form. >_>

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Anonymous asked:

Bendova for me :)

But I poop from there… :c

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Anonymous asked:

has your clop been posted on Equestrisa After Dark?

Nope.

In case you weren’t aware, I’m not the most famous pony artist around. And I don’t have a clop tumblr (anymore) so, that doesn’t help.

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Anonymous asked:

ITS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME TO HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

I LOVE YELLING AND SAYING THE THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT REALLY INTERPRET OR UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY!

SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMIES? WILL THERE BE COOKIES? I CAN’T REALLY FIGHT A BATTLE WITHOUT COOKIES!

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Anonymous asked:

Who do you prefer, me or Anon?

I LOVE YOU ALL!! :D

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Anonymous asked:

How often do you clop? Do you clop to your own porn?

I answered this before. Last time I’m doing so.

I clop maybe once every few days or so. And yes, although it’s a bit unprofessional of me, I do occasionally clop to my own porn.

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have any sexual related fetishes?

Not really, no.

Technically, the only real anomaly is the clop. But that’s it.

I’m a (relatively) boring person.

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Anonymous asked:

WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832

Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!

Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.

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Anonymous asked:

Random question* is post-crusade a secondary blog?

Yep.

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Anonymous asked:

あなたは日本語をはなせますか。

Do you speak Japanese?

Nope. I just use Google Translate.