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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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ask-captain-rainbow-dash replied to your photo: “If horses had a stop sign, I think it’d look like this. Because it…”:
but that implies that our stop signs look like hands, and I assume you mean stop signs on the road so that doesn’t make any sense I’ve never seen a stop sign on the road that looked like a hand

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I was more inspired that the pictogram for “don’t walk” on pedestrian crossings.

Also, the only reason why our stop signs are octagonal is because MUTCD wanted a unique sign to catch people’s attention (most signs are rectangular or triangular). A hand-shaped sign was stupid.

But a simplified hoof has a basic yet unique design that can easily be recognized as distinct from regular signs, which is important for the horses because they often use pictograms.

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It also makes sense logically, considering that like our hand gesture, raising one’s hoof in front of somepony is a sign to stop.

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TL;DR: I’m overthinking this horseshit to the max please leave me be in my tiny hole of random thoughts.

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cooper-draws asked:

Why FlutterDash? I mean, I know the half of it, being the best ship and all, heh... don't tell TJ I said that...

Meh. FlutterDash is my third Dash ship, distantly behind TwiDash and reigning RariDash. So I don’t ship it religiously.

Really, I just find it cute. Dashie being the tough ol’ loyal friend and Fluttershy being the moral compass just kinds seem pretty nice.

I blame Sam, Boulder, and mysterious third person for this.

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ask-captain-rainbow-dash replied to your photo: “Gotta love the multi-lane gas station lines.”:
and of course the guy at the pump loves to just spend 1000 years drinking the fucking shit seriously what could possibly make this process take so long

I should note the Jersey stations are full service. So there are guys up there handling the mess. And they’re pretty chill.

“Hey they should call the news or something!”

Also, another snowstorm is coming to fuck us up again. So yeah. Fill ‘er up.

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cooper-draws asked:

What kind of pony porn do you prefer (anthro, human, pony, all of them) and why?

I like all of them, but I prefer the pony form.

As to why, I’m not entirely sure. It might be due to their smaller size and arguably cuter build.

Anthro is the middle ground, and I’m actually pretty picky with that. I hate to say this, but some artists draw waaaaaaay better anthros than others. I like them to have the human build, but retain some pony parts such as wings, the horn, hooves, etc. Not the whole head, though. If it’s just a pony head glued to a colored human body, than no.

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