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Asked by AnonymousAnon, are you okay?
Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
Anon, are you okay?
O.O’
Er… what? I’m confused. I think you’re talking to the wrong guy. >_>
Actually, I’m not Mexican in any way, shape, or form. >_>
NO WAY!! O:
But I poop from there… :c
Really? Where? I can’t find it. :S
Nope.
In case you weren’t aware, I’m not the most famous pony artist around. And I don’t have a clop tumblr (anymore) so, that doesn’t help.
The ellipsis in that sentence makes it sound 10 times creepier than it’s should be.
And I shall not link to the obviously erotic and non-Tumblr-friendly artwork here unless I have the majority’s vote.
I LOVE YELLING AND SAYING THE THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT REALLY INTERPRET OR UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY!
SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMIES? WILL THERE BE COOKIES? I CAN’T REALLY FIGHT A BATTLE WITHOUT COOKIES!
Zero. I’m circumcised.
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I LOVE YOU ALL!! :D


I answered this before. Last time I’m doing so.
I clop maybe once every few days or so. And yes, although it’s a bit unprofessional of me, I do occasionally clop to my own porn.
Not really, no.
Technically, the only real anomaly is the clop. But that’s it.
I’m a (relatively) boring person.
Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!
Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.