Post Cactus (Posts tagged ask)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

ITS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME TO HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

I LOVE YELLING AND SAYING THE THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT REALLY INTERPRET OR UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY!

SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMIES? WILL THERE BE COOKIES? I CAN’T REALLY FIGHT A BATTLE WITHOUT COOKIES!

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Anonymous asked:

WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832

Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!

Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.

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