Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Why are you named POST Cactus?

Asked by Anonymous

Because I run a blog named “Post Crusade.”

And I thought it’d be funny/cute/whatever.

would you chomp on a pony nose chomp on a pony pony nose would you do this would you chomp on a pony nose you can chomp on a pony nose nobody will even know well maybe the pony will know but it can be you and the pony's secret a secret pony secret pony nose chomp

Asked by tempusfidgets

*chomps you*

Wikipedia says that Somerset County is the eighth-wealthiest county in the United States, as ranked by median income. How rich are you, Mr. Cactus? What's it like being a superior patrician?

Asked by Anonymous

Well, the rich people live more in the north where the mountains are. I don’t live there. In fact, I live in the more crummier portions of the county.

So yeah, I’m not rich. I do know rich people, though.

They even gave me a cool monocle.

What sort of help do you need? More asks? Because... well, actually, I'm kind of tapped out after TMI Tuesday yesterday. Sorry...

Asked by Anonymous

Eh it’s fine.

The #help me pls tag wasn’t really accurate.

In reality, I want talk more about the blogs and their backgrounds, history, and little fun facts. That’s more on my side.

did you like mexico? did you eat tacos?

Asked by Anonymous

I loved Mexico! (And yes I ate tacos)

My parents did, too. But when the news of drug wars and violence became mainstream, they vowed never to set foot in Mexico again.

:/

How'd you like Canada?

Asked by theblackwidower

I only went there to see Niagara Falls. And as everyone with a brain knows, it’s that tourism hotspots don’t reflect the true nature of the country or location in question. So I can’t answer this accurately.

Honestly, Canada was nice. Unlike every other country I’ve been in where there’s an obvious difference in culture, language, and society, Canada felt very familiar. The people were nice and friendly, too.

However, everything there was SO DAMN EXPENSIVE. Again, that was probably due to the tourist effect. We were planning to eat dinner in that revolving restaurant in the sky until we found out that the prices for meals were around $30 to $70! And the one thing that pissed me off was that the periscopes set up over the falls cost C$1 to operate for like 30 seconds! What the shit?!

how the hell did you break both of your arms?

Asked by Anonymous

I was young and stupid and fell off the top of those tall swirly slides at the playground.