Post Cactus

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piratedashmod asked:

When are you going to repent for your FlutterDash crimes?

When are you going to fix the hole in your hat? :v

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samroseiswatchingyou asked:

Who and How was your first kiss? (If you've had it yet)

Never had my first kiss.

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Anonymous asked:

Why are you named POST Cactus?

Because I run a blog named “Post Crusade.”

And I thought it’d be funny/cute/whatever.

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tempusfidgets asked:

would you chomp on a pony nose chomp on a pony pony nose would you do this would you chomp on a pony nose you can chomp on a pony nose nobody will even know well maybe the pony will know but it can be you and the pony's secret a secret pony secret pony nose chomp

*chomps you*

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Anonymous asked:

Your gross opinions on the gross word gross gross me out. Gross!

groß

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Anonymous asked:

Did you change your blog style or whatever? It seems different.

Yeah, I edited it a bit.

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Anonymous asked:

Is your Skype available to the public?

Yep!

Skype name is dtcx97, for anyone who wants it.

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Anonymous asked:

Wikipedia says that Somerset County is the eighth-wealthiest county in the United States, as ranked by median income. How rich are you, Mr. Cactus? What's it like being a superior patrician?

Well, the rich people live more in the north where the mountains are. I don’t live there. In fact, I live in the more crummier portions of the county.

So yeah, I’m not rich. I do know rich people, though.

They even gave me a cool monocle.

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Anonymous asked:

psss...you smell like SPAGHETTI!!! (¬‿¬)

Sam, is that you?

(Not SamRose, but iazurine)

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Anonymous asked:

What sort of help do you need? More asks? Because... well, actually, I'm kind of tapped out after TMI Tuesday yesterday. Sorry...

Eh it’s fine.

The #help me pls tag wasn’t really accurate.

In reality, I want talk more about the blogs and their backgrounds, history, and little fun facts. That’s more on my side.

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Anonymous asked:

Tiny little cactus belive in you :3

And I believe in me, too. :2

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Anonymous asked:

did you like mexico? did you eat tacos?

I loved Mexico! (And yes I ate tacos)

My parents did, too. But when the news of drug wars and violence became mainstream, they vowed never to set foot in Mexico again.

:/

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Anonymous asked:

I'm jealous of your dick size....

And I’m jealous of those sick anon shades. Lemme have'em.

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theblackwidower asked:

How'd you like Canada?

I only went there to see Niagara Falls. And as everyone with a brain knows, it’s that tourism hotspots don’t reflect the true nature of the country or location in question. So I can’t answer this accurately.

Honestly, Canada was nice. Unlike every other country I’ve been in where there’s an obvious difference in culture, language, and society, Canada felt very familiar. The people were nice and friendly, too.

However, everything there was SO DAMN EXPENSIVE. Again, that was probably due to the tourist effect. We were planning to eat dinner in that revolving restaurant in the sky until we found out that the prices for meals were around $30 to $70! And the one thing that pissed me off was that the periscopes set up over the falls cost C$1 to operate for like 30 seconds! What the shit?!

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Anonymous asked:

how the hell did you break both of your arms?

I was young and stupid and fell off the top of those tall swirly slides at the playground.