I'll chop you into sliced ham and put you on a sandwich. But then I'll put some kind of sandwich-ruining ingredient on it... like post-crusaded ham. And mustard. Damn I hate mustard.
Asked by icybreeze00-deactivated20171024Ugh. Mustard. x_x
Ever think your sometimes a 'ham?' Sorry had to.
Asked by AnonymousI think I’m more of a chicken.
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What would the baby look like if the cactus and the ham got busy?
Asked by Anonymous
ehhhhhh
can i lick the ham
Asked by lilboulderYes.
Roasted or deep fried?
Asked by Anonymous
No contest.
Why are you a ham, what happened
Asked by siebewastakenI already told you guys.
I was talking to a friend. And I suddenly got the idea to become a ham.
Seriously! Here’s proof!
I don't ship it, cause I'm too busy shipping her with a glass beaker that is used for catching liquids.
Asked by samroseiswatchingyouOkay that’s the only exception that I can go with. o3o
I seem to be a little late to the party... why is your avatar... meat?
Asked by wheatley-drawsBecause I feel like it!
Hello.
Asked by iggydogue-deactivated20160815Buona sera.
So, what's the story behind your new avatar? Is is some sort of football joke? Or do you perhaps want me to start calling you Mr. Ham now?
Asked by AnonymousI dunno. I was talking to someone and I suddenly decided to make my avatar ham.
How About Them Broncos?
Asked by nightshade86I will bite you.
Broncos or Seattle?
Asked by AnonymousWHAT THE SHIT
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE LOSING THIS BADLY
*surrenders and returns upstairs*
You can't just say that without showing us your bed as well. Also how old is he?
Asked by Anonymous
Mom changed the sheets so now it looks like this. -__-
And my brother is 11.
I heard it explained this way once: Good deeds, while good, cannot compensate for bad deeds that are still a problem. The only way to account for something bad that is happening is to stop it, not to try and drown it out with good deeds. This is because suffering and happiness are not drawn from the same pool, and so long as you're generating a lot of suffering, you won't be able to out-happy the suffering.
Asked by AnonymousAnd on an unrelated and less dramatic topic, re: you wanting to get into computer science: Computing is a big field with a lot of career options, most of which are in huge demand these days. Had you wanted to be a website/software developer? A more low-level computer programmer? Something more hardware-related, perhaps? Or maybe you wanted something in IT or systems management? As a junior developer myself, I could provide some advice if you want it.
Asked by AnonymousWebsite development and systems management are some things I want to get into.