Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

((There is greater worth in being a PirateWorm admiral, than that Japanese word that you used.))

Asked by askpiratedash

Do people consider me a senpai, though?

Also, yes. The SS (supership) PirateWorm. I’m not repremanded for three-timing with FlutterDash and RariDash, right? ;3;

((Have you ever vagina'ed someone? Have you ever drawn TwiDash vagina'ing each other?))

Asked by askpiratedash

Have not done that either.

As for the TwiDash, there may or may not be a sketch saved on my computer. :2

((I know this question may already have its answer, but everything going okay? What's troubling you?))

Asked by askpiratedash

Today’s been a shitty day in general. I’m on a sharp edge with my parents and at risk of disappearing from Tumblr, a dental addition has impaired my speech, a friend of mine is being overwhelmed and angry, and now the rest of those friends are fighting with him in a cloud of misunderstandings.

That last part is troubling. It seems oh-too-familiar to events in the past.

((What is the best way to defeat the DeadPirate forces?))

Asked by askpiratedash

We must attack at the core. Their stronghold. The elites. They all shall suffer and perish at the hooves of PirateWorm. 

We must infiltrate their command centers and sound the bells of the best ship. We will bring their empire to a halt, and we will be victorious.

DEADPIRATE WILL BE BURIED. LONG LIVE PIRATEWORM.