Post Cactus (Posts tagged askpiratedash)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

askpiratedash asked:

((I know this question may already have its answer, but everything going okay? What's troubling you?))

Today’s been a shitty day in general. I’m on a sharp edge with my parents and at risk of disappearing from Tumblr, a dental addition has impaired my speech, a friend of mine is being overwhelmed and angry, and now the rest of those friends are fighting with him in a cloud of misunderstandings.

That last part is troubling. It seems oh-too-familiar to events in the past.

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askpiratedash asked:

((What is the best way to defeat the DeadPirate forces?))

We must attack at the core. Their stronghold. The elites. They all shall suffer and perish at the hooves of PirateWorm. 

We must infiltrate their command centers and sound the bells of the best ship. We will bring their empire to a halt, and we will be victorious.

DEADPIRATE WILL BE BURIED. LONG LIVE PIRATEWORM.

askpiratedash ask i really have no fucking clue