(Source: broken-pen)
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:
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why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal
Yes they are in every classroom in America
Is that sarcasm
no.
do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??
Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?
My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.
I love everything about this post
(via conspicuouslad)
What happens to a German after they get married?
They germi-mate.
- Übertreiber: ＴＯＯ ＭＵＣＨ ＢＯＯＢ
broken-pen replied to your post: “FOR THE RECORD, MASTER IS NOT MOD. MASTER IS SWEETIE BELLE.”:
What about purple haze? You sure /that/ isn’t your master?
THERE’S MASTER. AND THEN THERE’S OVERLORD, BLESSED BE HIS NAME.
ScootaBelle?
Asked by broken-pen
Yes.
Death of a Pen
- Übertreiber: o.o
- Übertreiber: o_o
- Übertreiber: o ____ o
- Übertreiber: O ______________ oo
- Übertreiber: f efo O- -_ -__-_--_O
- Übertreiber: oOoo_--Oo_Oo_Opo
- Übertreiber: o-DdoOo_d
- Übertreiber: *dead*
Serpentes Cactaceae
- Cactus: *slithers back in* hello guysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- Übertreiber: oh god
- Übertreiber: it's the terrifying cactus snake.
- Übertreiber: a mate from the outback warned me about these
- Übertreiber: they've got a poison called feelsotoxin of which a single drop can easily kill 2300 grown adults.
- Cactus: *slithers up to Pen*
- Übertreiber: nuuuh