Post Cactus (Posts tagged broken-pen)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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if you don't chant "HEWWO??" the minute someone joins the voice chat then are you really friends

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I used to start every voice call with a hiccup cause I can do it on command, and it’s a great way to do a mic check. one time made @tempusfidgets​ go “god damnit” when i delayed the hiccup by a half minute.

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More often then not, I join a call and immediately start screeching in falsetto, then @chaotic-conundrums and @broken-pen join the choir.

That or I just neigh.

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broken-pen asked:

Chelinidea vittiger, common name: The cactus bug.

1. First impression: “Stop crushing my crushed dreams, dream crusher. >:c” (Thanks for the help, though.)

2. Truth is: Where the hell do I begin? Smart, great sense of humor, European, a great emerging artist and a writing tool! And you are a hoot to talk to. Also, small small horse conventions. v///v

3. How old do you look: Old, but not that old.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: All the freaking time.

5. Have you ever made me mad: “CRUSHED DREAM CRUSHER” (jk)

6. Best feature: Endless ink.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeeee~ o-o (I have a crush on everyone holy shit)

8. You’re my: best pen

9. Random attribute: 8K-word smut RPs

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“ I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short:
Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful...
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I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short:

Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful characters that I’ve had the honor to interact with. This is, hands down, the liveliest and most miraculous community I have ever been in and I do hope it will grow (and mature!) over the next year.

You can grab the full-res version of this picture here. A list of all depicted tumblr users is posted here.

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List of depicted people:

Miscellaneous rambling under the page break.

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Happy Birthday Tumblrpon!

And THANK YOU BASED BROKEN-PEN

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Anonymous asked:

Do you fantasize about Post Crusade Scootaloo getting impregnated by a kind, caring Post Crusade version of Rain Catcher?

WHO IS THIS?

ONLY A FEW PEOPLE REFER TO PC SCOOTS LIKE THAT.

IS IT PEN?

I KNOW IT’S PEN

PENNNN!

And no, I don’t. Rain Catcher is a Sam thing and it should remain as such. However, I do imagine RC flirting with PCSc and then promptly being sucker-punched in the left cheek.

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Headcanon Theories, Act 2

  • Übertreiber: Oh
  • Übertreiber: what
  • Übertreiber: if
  • Übertreiber: there
  • Übertreiber: was an
  • Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
  • Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
  • Cactus: That's my headcanon
  • Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
  • Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
  • Übertreiber: omfg
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
  • Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
  • Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
  • Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
  • Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
  • Chaos Bolt: Except one...
  • Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
  • Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
  • Cactus: ohboy
  • Übertreiber: Imagine it.
  • Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
  • Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
  • Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
  • Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
  • Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
  • Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.
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Headcanon Theories, Act 1

  • Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
  • Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
  • Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
  • Übertreiber: ^
  • Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
  • Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
  • Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
  • Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
  • Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT
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