My job in a nutshell

  • Child 1: Can you grade this now? I have to go.
  • Me: Mmk.
  • Child 2: *two seconds later* Can you grade this now? I have to go.
  • Me: Later.
  • Child 2: Okay.
  • Child 1: Are you done yet?
  • Me: Not yet; it's literally only been 15 seconds.
  • Child 2: Are you grading mine yet?
  • Me: No.
  • Child 2: Why nooooot?
  • Me: Because I'm grading his.
  • Child 2: But I need to gooooooooo
  • Child 1: Are you done yet?
  • Me: I have 2 more pages left just sit down please
  • Child 3: Can you grade this now? I have to go.
  • Me: Bleehhh.
  • Child 4: Hi I've been gone for two weeks; here's my homework that I didn't grade at home please grade it all here right now pleeeeeese
  • Me: BLEEEEEEEEEHHH.