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[chaoticgouda]

if you don't chant "HEWWO??" the minute someone joins the voice chat then are you really friends

[quillreplies]

I used to start every voice call with a hiccup cause I can do it on command, and it’s a great way to do a mic check. one time made @tempusfidgets​ go “god damnit” when i delayed the hiccup by a half minute.

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More often then not, I join a call and immediately start screeching in falsetto, then @chaotic-conundrums and @broken-pen join the choir.

That or I just neigh.

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chaotic-conundrums asked:

*contemplates friendcuddling you*

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[cactusorangesilverbolt]

HELLOOOOOOO TUMBLR!!!

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IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

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chaotic-conundrums asked:

What would your first stop in Equestria be if you were able to go there in pony form?

A restaurant.

I wanna see what’s the big deal behind hay fries.

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Headcanon Theories, Act 2

• Übertreiber: Oh
• Übertreiber: what
• Übertreiber: if
• Übertreiber: there
• Übertreiber: was an
• Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
• Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
• Cactus: That's my headcanon
• Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
• Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
• Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
• Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
• Übertreiber: omfg
• Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
• Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
• Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
• Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
• Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
• Chaos Bolt: Except one...
• Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
• Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
• Cactus: ohboy
• Übertreiber: Imagine it.
• Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
• Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
• Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
• Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
• Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
• Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.

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Headcanon Theories, Act 1

• Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
• Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
• Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
• Übertreiber: ^
• Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
• Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
• Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
• Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
• Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT