Cactus Codex

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Serpentes Cactaceae (part 2)

  • Sam Rose: Well hello there my cactusy friend o3o
  • Cactus: *purr*
  • PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Snakes purr?
  • Sam Rose: This one does
  • Sam Rose: Cause he's my very best friend o3o
  • Cactus: *hisses at anyone who wants to take my samsung*
  • Chaos Bolt: Why is Cactus a creeper?
  • Cactus: *bites Chaos*
  • Cactus: enjoy the feelssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Probably because he likes little girls. :3
  • Cactus: (WAT)
  • Chaos Bolt: NOT THAT KINDA CREEPER

Serpentes Cactaceae

  • Cactus: *slithers back in* hello guysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • Übertreiber: oh god
  • Übertreiber: it's the terrifying cactus snake.
  • Übertreiber: a mate from the outback warned me about these
  • Übertreiber: they've got a poison called feelsotoxin of which a single drop can easily kill 2300 grown adults.
  • Cactus: *slithers up to Pen*
  • Übertreiber: nuuuh

Cackle at the Creepy

  • Mr Squill: *giggles loudly*]
  • Cactus: ?
  • Mr Squill: pinkie says laugh when you are afraid
  • Mr Squill: i am constantly afraid
  • Mr Squill: so i am forever laughing
  • Cactus: ._.
  • Mr Squill: hahaha
  • Mr Squill: haha
  • Mr Squill: hA HAHA HAHAHAHAH
  • Mr Squill: AHAHAHAHAH
  • Mr Squill: AHAHAHA
  • Mr Squill: HAAAA HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA
  • Mr Squill: *goes wide eye'd and gasps for breath* HAHAHA HAH HAHAHA
  • Mr Squill: HAHAHA

Headcanon Theories, Act 2

  • Übertreiber: Oh
  • Übertreiber: what
  • Übertreiber: if
  • Übertreiber: there
  • Übertreiber: was an
  • Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
  • Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
  • Cactus: That's my headcanon
  • Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
  • Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
  • Übertreiber: omfg
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
  • Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
  • Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
  • Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
  • Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
  • Chaos Bolt: Except one...
  • Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
  • Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
  • Cactus: ohboy
  • Übertreiber: Imagine it.
  • Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
  • Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
  • Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
  • Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
  • Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
  • Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.

Headcanon Theories, Act 1

  • Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
  • Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
  • Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
  • Übertreiber: ^
  • Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
  • Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
  • Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
  • Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
  • Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT

Paper Sources

  • Bad Bloom: So how many tree's would it take to make thoses paper pony's in that mile stone? 19 full grow trees. 20 if you count the globe.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): The globe is plastic. >.<
  • Bad Bloom: Lies! And you know it. I'm just glad bad bloom wasn't made. Then it would be 21. You so going get beat up by tree hugging hippie for cutting there tree's down.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): *PR voice* All paper ponies have been made by using special trees from a controlled woodland area.
  • Bad Bloom: And where is this controll woodland area at... Hmmm?
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): In Northern Ontario, Canada.
  • Bad Bloom: Really? Then how do you explain Apple Bloom then?
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): That is a loaded question. :v
  • Bad Bloom: Did you use apple trees for her... Answer the question!
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): No. We use cork oak.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): Sweetie is pine. Scootaloo is maple. Dinky is sycamore. Rumble is driftwood.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): The rest are micellaneous trees.
  • Bad Bloom: I didn't think canda had all those type's of trees. (You know you should make post for this as a joke.)
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): We imported them and keep them in a greenhouse.