*Contemplates kidnapping your crusaders*
Asked by discordsparkle
Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Everyone else is jelly ‘cause they can’t get the booty.

So. Discord Sparkle decided to take little Rainbow Dash (Diaries) to the 2013 Winter Prom!
Uhh…
(Discord Sparkle requested sillyness. So yeah.)

Chatting in Skype.
Lurks in a busy group like the antisocial ass I am.
Suddenly, person I often RP with says hello.
Respond to him.
Suddenly, 29 new messages in that Skype group I was lurking in.
HOLY SHIT GUYS.
(And ignoring the other chats because I’m an even bigger ass than you thought. Plus, I’m tired.)
Apparently, these people are my Tumblr Crushes: