Cactus Codex

Goddammit, now this guy's doing puns.

webroth: guys how can we keep up
webroth: with the shrek fandom
webroth: *pets*
Discord Sparkle: We don't need to
Discord Sparkle: Shrek's done
webroth: are you saying
webroth: shrek is
webroth: ogre
Cacti (PC + Diaries): *rimshot*
Discord Sparkle: R u pirate dash

How I Met Your Sister

SUBTLE BENDS: haha, I'd totally be asking the same questions
SUBTLE BENDS: meet a random guy on the internet and it turns out you go to school with his sister
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): well i go to a county high school not the townships
Cacti (PC + Diaries): An ABC Family original movie
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): XD PC STAHP XDDDDD
Cacti (PC + Diaries): :3
SUBTLE BENDS: oh god i can picture the trailer in my head
Cacti (PC + Diaries): "A WHOLE NEW KIND OF FAMILY"
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): but still it would be cool to just like chill with you discord
SUBTLE BENDS: TWO GUYS
SUBTLE BENDS: A WHOLE WORLD OF POSSIBILITY
SUBTLE BENDS: BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
SUBTLE BENDS: ONE GUY
Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): unless you are creepy and awkward and oh god im sounding like a douche canoe ; - ;
SUBTLE BENDS: KNOWS THE OTHER GUY'S
SUBTLE BENDS: SISTER
SUBTLE BENDS: *music*
SUBTLE BENDS: *random action scenes*
SUBTLE BENDS: *best joke in the movie*

Which idea repulses you more, mass homocide or making a young person feel uncomfortable with your sexual approaches?

Asked by 5mogoncc

NO GAMES! >A<

givemeausernameyoubutt replied to your photo: I made a drawing (and not posting it) and used…

if this is what i think it is then at least message it :c

Drawing RD with a sweater for an update. Showing it to people. Suddenly…

[8:21:48 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: http://blogs-images.forbes.com/carolpinchefsky/files/2012/03/StarTrekCast.jpg
[8:21:50 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: imsosorry
[8:22:21 PM] Cacti (Post Crusade): wut
[8:22:51 PM] Übertreiber: Yes, one could see some similarities.
[8:23:05 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: that’s all I could think of initially
[8:23:21 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: if you draw the insignia on it i will love you forever
[8:23:30 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: more than i already do

Then this happened.

Story Arcs

my santa hat: your blog is like
my santa hat: most blogs only have one arc going on
my santa hat: maybe two
my santa hat: yours has
my santa hat: 06902p826

Headcanon Ships

my anti-stolidity beard: i ship postphilliac harder
my anti-stolidity beard: pls no hate for it being a straight ship
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): >postphilliac
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): Wait wait
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): Who's the -philliac?
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): Egophilliac?
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): I don't even know her!
my anti-stolidity beard: you do in my headcanon
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): O_O
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): o_o
Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): ._.

givemeausernameyoubutt replied to your photo: This is the pinnacle of my insanity. A crude…

should have gone with my idea qq

Your idea was ponies keeping magical scroll-sending lizards on hand to send messages.