Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

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kyonko802:

thigh-high-senpai:

kyonko802:

thigh-high-senpai:

officialshimakaze:

thigh-high-senpai:

how bout i do 

anyway

Hire a samurai

how about

SUNRISE LAND
(日本)

“Please try this religion.” He said.

“No!” Said everybody.

“Try iiiiiit!” He said.

“no.” Said everybody again, quieter this time.

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♪Now it’s time for World War One

Knock Knock

Its the United States

Open the Country.

Stop, having it be closed.

Knock knock. It’s Europe.

No they’re not here to take over (yet); they just want to sell some shit.

Like clocks.

And guns.

And Jesus!  ♪