Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Okay.

  • Mom: *calls me and brother*
  • Me and brother: Yes?
  • Mom: I need a favor.
  • Me and brother: Yes?
  • Mom: Tomorrow, both of you clean your rooms and vacuum the house
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: Because we're leaving for the trip on Thursday.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: And the house needs to be clean.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: And also you didn't clean last week.
  • Me and brother: Okay (sorry. :T)
  • Mom: And I can't be cleaning all the time.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: You two need to help.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: We can't have the house a mess.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: So tomorrow, you two will clean up.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: So the house can be clean when we leave and when we come back
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: Please?
  • Me and brother: ... Okay.