Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Short Fanfic: Amorous 

Woo, I wrote a short story out of boredom.

It’s short enough to be a comic, so maybe I’ll get on that.

Eventually.

And now, the cast of Ask Rain Catcher.

  • Rain Catcher: Disgruntled teenager with a moral problem.
  • Clearwater: Rain Catcher’s mom. A rookie Ponyville ADA and single.
  • Shady Daze: RC’s last remaining friend from before the incident.
  • The DA: Clearwater’s boss.
  • Breezy Nights and Gale: A divorcing couple.
  • Arrow: Filly who had passed away.
  • Castor: Arrow’s coltfriend.
  • Scootaloo: RC’s ex whom he’d impregnated.

The real joke behind PC 1.3’s title (Brothers and Sisters) won’t be seen until much later in the future and only 6 people are going to remember it.

O_O

I was crawling under my desk to connect a USB cable and when I stood up I heard this unnerving crackling sound from my right knee. And I can reproduce it.

extradan:

loonylunalovegood97:

skitledee:

corybingo54:

skitledee:

will-travel-mod:

abakkus:

bliss41:

fielgarde:

“Digital art isn’t real art. You have no real talent and you’re lazy. It’s not like painting or using traditional media. You didn’t work a sweat. The program makes it for you!”

Hahaha….haha. *Although, I’m sure some people don’t actually reach 150 layers. That’s just me aahaha. /insecure /back ups of back ups of back ups

I saw this comic going around and thought that there should be an art version of it.

I NEED THIS ON MY MAIN BLOG EXCUSE U I’M FACED WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY AT SCHOOL ughhhh

basically every time someone says digital art is “easy” or “not real” or some shit

i just

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VERY VERY IMPORTANT POST

Same could be said about electronic music. 

check the comic this one is based off of,they got you covered.

Are you kidding? I WISH I could make digital art! I’m stuck in traditional because I’m shit with computers, too lazy to learn and now I will never be an animator!

Actually, my sai has this button, thats why I am able to publish great art in 30 min and doodle clean lineart in 4 min

Dan, I will bite you and hope that your art-abilities will become mine.

(Source: luciseaux, via extradan)

I forgot to mention this. While we were touring the caverns, the tour guide managed to fit three puns in under a minute.

The rock formation that was shaped like an ice cream cone, whose ice cream flavor was “rocky road.”

An organ that controlled taps against the stalactites and created “rock music.”

Not the mention the organ itself, christened as “The Stalagpipe Organ.”

Oy.