Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

I forgot to mention this. While we were touring the caverns, the tour guide managed to fit three puns in under a minute.

The rock formation that was shaped like an ice cream cone, whose ice cream flavor was “rocky road.”

An organ that controlled taps against the stalactites and created “rock music.”

Not the mention the organ itself, christened as “The Stalagpipe Organ.”

Oy.

Everyone around me is getting those suspicious submissions. Yet my inbox is still clean from shady stuff.

In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever recieved something like that.

What? Am I not good enough for those guys? >:v