Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

12:14 PM - (973)-XXX-XXXX (Mom, office)

  • Me: MOTHER
  • Mom: Hello. Can you-
  • Me: Have you seen my laptop?
  • Mom: Your father has it, now listen-
  • Me: HOW DID HE GET IT?
  • Mom: He took it while you were showering. NOW LISTEN! Can you and your brother clean/vacuum the house?
  • Me: o_O Er. Por que?
  • Mom: We're leaving to Virginia on Sunday and we need to keep the house clean when we go.
  • Me: Didn't we clean the house two days ag-
  • Mom: K bai.
  • Me: ._.

Mini-goals for PC

postcrusade-mod:

  • A joke where someone does a title drop and someone else comments on how silly it sounds.
  • A couple-fight scene between Rumble and Scoots containing the line “You are what you eat.”
  • More animated posts when appropriate.
  • Pumpkin and Pound cake playing catch with Spettro.
  • To finally tell the stories of how they all got their cutie marks.
  • (as ask-melonberry-mod added) More of the actual Mane Six. Specifically Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity. Yes. I need more adult ponies. >_>

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Mini-goals for PC

  • A joke where someone does a title drop and someone else comments on how silly it sounds.
  • A couple-fight scene between Rumble and Scoots containing the line “You are what you eat.”
  • More animated posts when appropriate.
  • Pumpkin and Pound cake playing catch with Spettro.
  • To finally tell the stories of how they all got their cutie marks.

My best friend (non-pony fan) just gave me the MLP Comic Issues 4 and 5 as an early birthday present.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Boy. I really do suck at keeping friends.

First those assholes from the 4th grade, then the Coop members, then Chris, and now Baro.

I should just leave and disconnect myself from everything.