Cactus Codex

Daily reminder that I’m a plant and do various plant things, like having the light on in my room at 1 AM to prolong my plantness.

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I think my biggest problem with PC is that because I write a lot of the depression stuff from experience, I can never tell if messages like these are directed to the characters, or to me.

Anons are literally Clyde :v

I want to get off Systems Programming’s Wild Ride.

post-cactus:

TIL I’m probably the worst tabletop player in the world

BRINGING THIS BACK AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

I’m gonna arrive in Baltimore for Bronycon and finally meet all these cool people and they’re all gonna call me “Prick” because I’m a cactus and I’m just gonna immediately hop on a bus back to New York I swear to god :V

birokaput:

conspicuouslad:
just-shower-thoughts:
It took me almost 16 years to realize “can” is short for “canister”.
Anything you canister do, I canister do better
it’s really not though, it comes from Middle English “canne” and has tons of relatives in all the other Germanic languages

Etymology is amazing.

As Equestria’s youngest and only mortal head of state, Twilight Sparkle has a lot on her plate.

There’s the day-to-day governmental work, opening Parliament sessions, overseeing court, endless paperwork, and bossing ministers around.

There’s also classwork, spells to practice, lessons to complete, a mentor to please, and countless things to study and read up on.

On top of that, as she recently discovered, the nation is on the eve of its biggest crisis yet, a thousand years in the making.

Yet, it feels like no one in Concordia is even remotely concerned of the disaster approaching. Even her good friend in the Ministry of Environment doesn’t seem too swayed by the discovered prophesy.

That won’t stop the tenacious bookworm, however. She knows that something must be done. And if no one will listen, she might as well do it herself. And perhaps drag poor Fluttershy with her.

But first, there’s that previously mentioned political business to attend to. A mission to a Winter’s Moon Festival event. In a tiny village called Ponyville…

Oh look, it’s Diaries stuff! I’ve been working rather extensively on a reboot for the better part of a year, and this is a peek of what’s coming out of it.

Twilight Sparkle, a headstrong magical prodigy, whisked out of the Pegasopolian suburbs to become the princess’s right-hand mare and student.

Fluttershy, the sheepish but candid Ministress of Environment, Twilight’s only real friend in a castle full of bureaucratic nonsense.

More to come, maybe.

aakjslha;fDFDLJFFLGJR POST CRUSADE UPdate is done and scheduled for Saturday.

Patreon is currently down, so patrons will receive the update later today. If you want a peek, you can always leave a little support once that link start working.

Fuckin’ Patriots man, c’mon :V

Pizza, chips, dip, and some soda. My own super bowl party while I do some homework o2o

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cactus you sound a little...horse

Asked by carrotquill

:c

I am small :c

I got bored, did some warm-up scribbling, and suddenly a wild @askmeaniebelle appeared.

It’s a bit weird when I convert a character usually drawn in a distinctive style to my vanilla art style. But I think it looks okay.

razethisbarn:

Commissions!
February 2017 wave
Refreshed my commission sheet! Ran into a bit of a pricing issue the last time, so hopefully this time, it’s all good.
At the moment, only pony-related material is being accepted. That includes dragons, griffons, changelings, whatever. As always OCs are welcome!
I refuse the right to refuse any ideas for whatever reason, and prices are subject to change depending on complexities and whatnot. Upgrades of previous commissions are accepted with discount (you must be the original commissioner, however). If you want your pic, or your identity to remain anonymous, please state so.
Payment is done through PayPal, in USD only.
If you’re interested, you can send a message here to @razethisbarn or to @post-cactus. You may also send an email to dtcx.97@gmail.com.