Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!

Apparently, ShutterflyEQD thinks I’m an asshole.

Huh, I wonder why.

EDIT: Okay, turns out that the random was talking out their ass. Apologies to Shutterfly for the misunderstanding.

The Tumblr app should really fix the way they handle attempting to post something with a bad internet connection.

All it tells you is that they’ll “try again later” and give you no control over that. Either it’ll post like it just did, or it’ll be sent to the void or it’ll be queued for some time in the future way after you forget about it.

40% of my dashboard is nonstop election memes from Canadians. 30% are future unsatisfied customers of the National Suicide Prevention Hotline.

And the other 30% are just chillin’ as usual.

Also, the initial shock has worn off and now I’m in the “oh well, let’s go for a ride” stage. Yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww