Cactus Codex

So I’m a member of a programming/event organization at my uni. We do concerts, games, lectures, and various events throughout the year.

Tonight we were cleaning up after a concert and loading a freight elevator up with stage equipment to send downstairs to receiving and the trucks.

I was manning the elevator for a bit when one of the stage company guys told me to place a metal sheet over the gap between the elevator and floor so the carts can move easily on it.

Dumb ol’ me had trouble handling the heavy sheet and it ended up falling through the gap and straight down the elevator shaft, cutting a hydraulic line and causing the elevator to fall.

I managed to leap off the thing in time so I’m fine. Everyone thought I was fucking savage with the way I jumped off that thing, but honestly it was more of a slow descent than a sudden drop so ‘ 2‘

That elevator’s trashed, though. Hydraulic fluid everywhere.

So yeah, I broke an elevator and became Indiana Jones. Lucky me, I guess . 2.

Well it ain’t college without a near-death experience, now is it? ‘ 2‘

: 2

Neigh.

Good god.

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It’s gotten to the point where I actually think I’m a plant.

OH BABY HERE WE GO  ! ! !

For some reason, I decided to change PC’s canvas resolution from 2400x1800 px (4:3) to 2560x1440 px (16:9).

So basically, the updates are gonna be in widescreen WQHD format. Because why not?

ergh

Someone attempt to socialize with me :  V

pssst

@chaotic-conundrums is a butt; pass it on

Spring!

Break!

*sleeps*

They should make suplexing roommates out of 4th-story windows legal for like 2 minutes that should be enough to get the job done.

Registering to be affiliated with a party in order to vote in the NJ primaries goes against everything I know about being a decent human being.

At the same time, I reeeeeally should vote.

Goddamn closed primaries >:c

Ahh March Madness season.

Hmm.

I should probably start following college basketball then :v

Maybe it’s a sign. Maybe I can pass my comp sci midterm. Maybe I can update a blog. Maybe I can finally relax a bit. Maybe I should go inside because fuck it’s windy.